
Vitalli picked up Irina and I at 9:30 this a.m. to hit the baths. Irina and I had both tried to frantically pack everything one might need for such an excursion: bathing suits, flip flops, soap, shampoo, towels. We collected our things and went to meet Vitalli - who by the way says that he and his friends go to the baths about 1-2x a month.
When we got there Vitalli told me not to say anything in English as he was about to try and haggle with the man over a bunch of branches to thwack ourselves with. 400 Tenge later we were heading inside. Vitalli directed us to the appropriate place to go to buy tickets: 1500T p/p then 400T for 2 sheets (to lie on and wrap yourselves with). We got inside gave our tickets and checked our coats. We found our way up to the ladies domain and walked in and got a locker. Everywhere we were surrounded by nakedness - of all shapes and sizes. Hmmmm, we thought, does anyone where bathing suits? We sort of asked (by ask I mean held up a suit and gave a questioning look) one of the ladies who worked there and she smiled and said, 'no we're all women.' Well that settled that.
Irina and I disrobed and took the first of our picturess wrapped in our sheets and hair cloths (which were another 200T).

Yes, I know it was pretty ballsy to take pics in a room full of naked women but you'll see we positioned ourselves so noone was behind us.
From the 'locker area' (where the nice people lock the locker for you and keep track of what time you come in - we had 2 hrs.) we proceeded to the bathing area.
By bathing area I mean a series of 3 foot long marbles benches all divided by little walls. Each row of benches had water spickets at one end. You grabbed a pan/tub and filled it with water. We did two. One for us and one to soak our brances.
Wouldn't believe the stuff I saw. I guess (and this may be ignorance on my part) I never thought of certain grooming requirements past a certain age - I was wrong - one woman was quite diligent. We soap up and splashed off and went to the first of the saunas, Turkish. It's a dry sauna meant to prepare your body for the warmer Russian sauna to come.
We hung out there for a bit and then went to the cool pool. Took me a minute to get in but once I did it was very relaxing and felt so nice.
Then up to the Russian sauna with our branches. This is a wet sauna so people would periodically open this big (and I mean big) vault like door and throw water in on the bricks/stones.
While in there we thwacked ourselves silly with our Oak branches (must also say that it was at this timeI remembered that I'm allergic to Oak - ha). Then back to the water (which got considerably easier to get in). We repeated this a few times with various levels of entertainment by our fellow sauna goers.
Our older well groomed (previously mentioned) neighbor was thwacking away at herself and leaves were flying around. Another lady asked her to not thwack so hard as leaves were landing on her. The thwacker called her an old cow and left in disgust but not before the 'cow' called her the same in return. Nice.
This was all translated by Irina for me but it was pretty obvious what was going on.
After a bit Irina decided she was melting needed water as we walked through the wall of heat (seriously) and outside we were asked if we wanted a massage.
We had talked (and seen) about the massages (laying naked on a marble slab while you're scrubbed and exfoliated) and decided that the most cost effective and least painful would be the face and head massage.
For the face, a healthy Russian woman poured oil on my face and massaged away - face, neck, ears, chest. Toward the end she put on a mask made of parsley and I don't know what else to lighten the skin. Then for the head massage - more oil and an herbal mask topped with a plastic cap. We were then sent back to the Russian sauna to bake, shower, pool , shower and head home.



Needless to say (but I will) by the time I got back to Kurt and the kids all I wanted to do was take a nap. Nope no time.
We had 30 minutes to load up the kiddos and go to the SOS clinic for Sasha's medical exam. No blood test this time (interesting that the embassy isn't requiring it for people under 15 anymore). She weighs about 9 1/2 kilos and had to interest in being weighed or measured and voiced her displeasure loudly. She was deemed healthy - no umbilical hernia or cardio myopathy like it said on her medical - and home we went. Not before a quick photo with the ambulance for Serik and a passing hello to Leigh Ann Keiffer and Gia who had appointments after us.

We've been lounging around this afternoon - everyone is tired and it's snowing. Tomorrow we meet with the sisters at 12:30 and then have our Embassy appointment at 1:30. After that it's all official and the only thing left to do is land in Minneapolis on Sunday so Sasha becomes a US citizen.